scandalous-athena:

I’d like to see you try. Gorgeous eyes? Ha, I see you’re in touch with your feminine side.  How cute. 

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Call it a bad day.

Call it a bad decade, you look like you’re ready to go kill a litter of puppies. Hey, you should meet my brother, he likes to kill puppies too.. And bunnies, and deers and.. Well, anything with fur.

(Source: sadistic-salvatore)

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moderncasketgirl:

"You know I shouldn’t have to say please for you to spare her life."

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"You asked me to let her go, I wasn’t going to kill her.. See these shoes? Brand new.. I hate mud, therefore, I’m not going to be digging up a hole… She’s safe, I was thirsty and hey, she didn’t seem to mind." 

(Source: sadistic-salvatore)

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thatxhybridxeva:

"Damon…"

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"Lassie! Come join the party."

(Source: sadistic-salvatore)

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athousandyearsof-petrova:

"My name is Tatia. And as much as I appreciate knowing just how special you may be, I’d prefer to have a name to call you by.”

"Yeah well, I’m also a gentleman, ladies first."

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scandalous-athena:

Do you need help with that? I’d more than happily give a hand in scratching those eyeballs out. Quite a sharp tongue you have there, must give quite an unpleasant feeling when you stick it up your ass.

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My eyes are way too gorgeous to be scratched out, little kitty. What do I look like the exorcist? I don’t bend that way, but please, if you want to try it for yourself I’d be more than happy to throw your spine out of joint. Now tell me, mini-mouse, do you even have a point to your irritating attitude?

(Source: sadistic-salvatore)

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athousandyearsof-petrova:

She shrugged. “As far as I can tell, no, I’m not. But who are you?”

"Well the world can only handle one of me so I think the better question is who are you?”

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scandalous-athena:

I doubt you know any of it, just as much as I doubt I could be interested in teaching you anything for that matter

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Oh, honey, you couldn’t teach me a thing so please don’t attempt to try, I’d sooner poke out my eyes than take advice from a girl who looks like she should be in high school crushing on boys. 

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athousandyearsof-petrova:

"If that’s my nickname now, you must have me mistaken for someone else. I don’t believe we’ve ever met."

"So, you’re not crazy pants? … You can’t seriously be another one" he scrunched up his nose.

(Source: sadistic-salvatore)

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scandalous-athena:

I don’t quite think so, actually. It’s just rather pathetic how you choose to feed. Fun? I doubt you know the meaning of term, taking into consideration *motions towards him* the whole… scenario.

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Oh please, pint-size, you can’t seriously be trying to teach me how to be a fun vampire?

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scandalous-athena:

And you’re tripping if you think that I care. If anyhting, I gave you my opinion on it for the sake of my own amusement, you see nothing brightens up my mood better than a moronic vampire with a really pathetic badass wannabe alterego, since we’re talking in modern terms

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Sad really, how you think being a vampire is all about the kills.. Whatever happened to having fun? Reveling in it? Okay, Miss. Judgey, any more lame comments you wanna dish out, because really, you’re amusing me too.

(Source: sadistic-salvatore)

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